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Sasha's Nieces and Nephews- ABC-DEF-GHI

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[Currently, the puppies of Regina La Fleur-Edwards, Sasha La Fleur-Barkin’s sister, have approached you readers. The puppies’ names were Sparky, Hunter, Sabrina, Max, Nina, and Cassie.]

Cassie: We’re having trouble and we need your help!

Hunter: Yeah. We just found some kind of word…

Max: … and we don’t know what it means!

Nina: You know what the word is? Well, we’ll tell you.

All Six Puppies: [simultaneously] Ab-ca-def-ghi-jekle-meh-nop-quir-stuv-wix-yz.

[The six puppies lead you to an alley where a chalkboard simply read, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ" (Without the quotation marks, of course).]

Sparky: This is what we’re talking about.

Hunter: [exclaiming] Just look at such a marvelous word! Whoa!

[The music for "ABC-DEF-GHI" from the TV show Sesame Street begins.]

Sparky: [sung] Ab-ca…

Hunter: [sung] Def-ghi…

Sabrina: [sung] Jeckle…

Max: [sung] …Meh-nop…

Cassie: [sung] … Quir-stuv…

Nina: [sung] … Wix-yz…

All Six: [sung] ... is the most remarkable word we’ve ever seen.

Sparky: [sung] Ab-ca…

Hunter: [sung] Def-ghi…

Sabrina: [sung] Jeckle…

Max: [sung] …Meh-nop…

Cassie: [sung] … Quir-stuv…

Nina: [sung] … Wix-yz.

All Six Puppies: [sung] I wish we knew exactly what we mean.

Cassie: [sung] It starts out like an A-word…

Max: [sung] … a word that ends with Z.

Sabrina: [sung] But somewhere…

Nina: [sung] … in the middle…

Hunter: [sung] … it gets awfully "quir…"

Sparky: [spoken] You see?

Sparky: [sung] Ab-ca…

Hunter: [sung] Def-ghi…

Sabrina: [sung] Jeckle…

Max: [sung] …Meh-nop…

Cassie: [sung] … Quir-stuv…

Nina: [sung] … Wix-yz…

All Six Puppies: [sung] If we ever find out just what this word can mean,

We’ll be the smartest pups the world has ever seen!

Sparky: [spoken] Uh, maybe Aunt Sasha would know.

Hunter: [spoken] Or maybe Uncle Charlie.

Nina: [spoken] Maybe mama and dada.

Sparky: [spoken] But then again…

It might be kind of an elephant…

Hunter: [spoken] … or a funny kind of kazoo…

Cassie: [spoken] … or a strange, exotic turtle

That you never see in a zoo.

Nina: [spoken] It might be a kind of kitty…

Max: [spoken] … or a particular shade of blue…

Sabrina: [spoken] … or maybe a pretty flower.

[The other pups stare at her.]

Sabrina: [spoken] What?

Max: [spoken] A flower wouldn’t have a name like that!

All Puppies except Sabrina: Uh-uh!

Sparky: [sung] Ab-ca…

Hunter: [sung] Def-ghi…

Sabrina: [sung] Jeckle…

Max: [sung] …Meh-nop…

Cassie: [sung] … Quir-stuv…

Nina: [sung] … Wix-yz…

All Six: [sung] ... is the most remarkable word we’ve ever seen.

Sparky: [sung] Ab-ca…

Hunter: [sung] Def-ghi…

Sabrina: [sung] Jeckle…

Max: [sung] …Meh-nop…

Cassie: [sung] … Quir-stuv…

Nina: [sung] … Wix-yz.

All Six Puppies: [sung] I wish we knew exactly what we mean.

Cassie: [sung] It starts out like an A-word…

Max: [sung] … a word that ends with Z.

Sabrina: [sung] But somewhere…

Nina: [sung] … in the middle…

Hunter: [sung] … it gets awfully "quir…"

Sparky: [spoken] You see?

Sparky: [sung] Ab-ca…

Hunter: [sung] Def-ghi…

Sabrina: [sung] Jeckle…

Max: [sung] …Meh-nop…

Cassie: [sung] … Quir-stuv…

Nina: [sung] … Wix-yz…

All Six Puppies: [sung] If we ever find out just what this word can mean,

We’ll be the smartest pups the world has ever seen!

[End of song. Instead of me finishing this, you readers may continue with your own quotes, but watch the mouth as you do.]
This is only my own fanfiction of the puppies of Sasha La Fleur's sister (known as Regina) singing a song about mistaking the alphabet as a word, like Big Bird on Sesame Street.

Maybe you can react to their singing the song yourselves, in your own separate ways. What would you say to them?

Mention of Charlie and Sasha © Don Bluth (just the former) & MGM
Sparky, Hunter, Sabrina, Max, Nina, and Cassie, as well as mention of their mother © creepsome, perhaps, or at least BaltoTheHero87
“ABC-DEF-GHI” © Joe Raposo & Jon Stone
© 2014 - 2024 KBAFourthtime
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